Ok, You Cheaters, You Win…

People, on the recent post with al those crazy things in it, I know how some of you fell. What the heck are these LANGUAGES!!??? Well, we are going to supply you with all of the languages, and, *sigh* what they say as well. Confused? Go to the post here. Well, let’s get started, shall we?

1. ヘイ!あなたがこれを読むことができれば、日本語を読むことができます!まあ、それはダウン一つだ…しかしもっとあります!うーん…. (If this wasn’t obvious, it’s Japanese. Now, here’s what it says: Hey! If you can read this, you can read Japanese! Well, that’s one down … but there is more! Hmmm ….)

2. Bueno, bueno, bueno. Tienes que estar bromeando. Usted puede leer español. Buen trabajo. Pero, ¿es esto una victoria Short-Vivió? ¿O vas a saborear la derrota? Hmm … (Ok, this is Spanish. Here’s what it says: Well, well, well. You gotta be kidding. You can read Spanish. Good job. But is this a victory Short-lived? Or are you going to taste defeat? Hmm …)

3. Wow. Καλή δουλειά για να πάρει αυτό το πολύ. Clap. Clap. Clap. Λοιπόν, μπορείτε να διαβάσετε ελληνικά. Πώς πρέπει να γνωρίζουν ότι; Λοιπόν, ετοιμαστείτε για την επόμενη δοκιμή … (This is Greek. What it says: Wow. Good job for getting this far. Clap. Clap. Clap. Well, you can read Greek. How should I know that? Well, get ready for the next test …)

4. Heilige Hot Dogs! Lesen Sie Deutsch! Schön, aber halten Sie es, denn das ist nicht ein Test für nichts. Nun, halten Sie die gute Arbeit. Viel Glück … (This is German. Duh. What it says: Holy Hot Dogs! You read German! Beautiful, but you think it is because this is not a test of anything. Well, keep up the good work. Good luck …)

5. 잠깐 … 진정해. 어떻게 당신이 한국어를 할 줄 알고해야합니까? 좋은 일이지. 당신은 다국어해야합니다. 이 상태를 유지 할 수 있습니까? 당신이 언젠가는 균열 할게요 … (Well, this is Korean. (Gangnam Style!) It says: Wait … calm down. Do I need to know how you speak  Korean? It’s a good thing. You must be multi-lingual. Able to maintain this state? You someday …You’ll crack)

6. О. За мен. Бог. Можете да прочетете това. Ако е така, знаете ли на какъв език четат?Четеш български.Добра работа.Аз ще вдигне летвата, като да тествате своите езикови умения до краен предел.Ха!Ха!Останете на вълната … (Bulgarian. What it says: Oh. My. God. You can read this. If so, do you know what language you’re reading? It’s Bulgarian. I will raise the bar, to test your language skills to the utmost level. Ha! Ha! Stay tuned …)

7. Velkomin, í þriðja til síðasta stigi! Þú verður að vera frá Íslandi ef þú getur lesið þetta! Ef þú hefur ekki gefið upp, þú ert Superstar! Halda uppi the góður vinna … Eða verður þú? (Icelandic. What it says: Welcome to the third to the last level! You must be from Iceland, if you can read this! If you do not give up, you are a superstar! Keep up the good work … or will you?)

8. Detta är det näst sista steget. Svenska, va? Bra jobbat hittills. Är du otrogen? Jag hoppas inte … Eller också! (Swedish! What it says: This is the penultimate step. Swedish, right? Good job so far. Are you having an heart attack? I hope not … Or else!)

9. Wow. Juste, WOW. Vous avez terminé. Français. Bon. Bon. Oh mon dieu. Eh bien, pour tout votre travail dur, vous obtenez Rien —! Hahahaha! Eh bien, merci pour la lecture! Vous avez fait le bien, pour un être humain moyen. (French. What it says:

Wow. Just, WOW. You are finished. French. Bon. Bon. Oh my god. Well, for all your hard work, you get nothing -! Hahahaha! Well, thank you for reading! You have done well, for an average human being.)

Ok, you cheaters win. Ok? Got it? Good. Sheesh…







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