No-one knows how sticks feel on the inside. Actually, they don’t have an inside. and if they did, it would be so small that there would be no room for feelings.
“Like, while you were saying that, I was on a hike. Technically, no hard feelings. I wear a hat. That symbolizes my luck.”
“Oh, I’m sorry. I was just putting on sunglasses. Better, right? I thought so. Now, shoo. I”m too cool.”
“Cause I’m a ninja on the inside. Who knew? I did. And don’t ask me how my ninja was inside me, cause I don’t know. You better learn, son.”